himynameiscarl:

Not Andrew VanWyngarden, but the other guy. The one that no teenaged girls fawn over. It sucks being friends with people more attractive than you, and it must really stuck when you and your friend happen to be in the same band and no one knows your name. I mean, come on, it’s two people. No one knows that one dude. Everyone knows Andrew VanWyngarden. As Bryan would say, Andrew VanWyngarden is knee-deep in poose juice, and the other guy gets jack shit. Poor dude. I wonder how he feels.

Isn’t his name Ben Goldwasser? (Not sure on the spelling of the last name)