I’m having a pretty casual morning (actually it’s almost noon) here in Portland. Sunny and warm today, which is actually a plus. I’m in the mood for some sunny nice weather like this. It is summer after all so in a way I kinda feel it should be sunny and hot. Or at least I am expecting it. But quite frankly the weather has been pretty chill and kinda cloudy. Don’t get me wrong I love that kind of weather just after months and months of it a little sunshine is always welcome.

I could talk about the weather for at least 50 tumblr posts but this god damn sneeze of mine is making me so annoyed I just thought I should move on to talking about my allergies to life. Well right off the bat, I’m allergic to the sun. Yep. And no it’s not the normal oh I’ll burn to death going out in it or getting a weird skin reaction from it. I sneeze at it. I know sneezing at the sun is so weird. And now it’s gotten even worse and I sneeze at pretty much any form of light. And if I don’t sneeze I constantly get that horrible needing to sneeze feeling that seriously drives me so crazy I think about just digging a hole into the ground and never seeing sunlight or any kind of light ever again.

Well besides being allergic to the sun, I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to everything else. Everything in the air is just killing me. And this sucks because I never had allergies when I was a little kid. Now I have them worse than everyone else. Like seriously I can’t even talk normally. I sound like a gross raspy allergy filled version of myself. It’s horrible! I kinda sound like a boy goingthrough puberty! That’s just not right.

Well shoot. Turns out I actually might go do something so I’ll cut this short. If I don’t do anything productive or interesting you’ll see me I’m a bit. Heck whatever that doesn’t matter.